Husband: Your paycheck cleared. Please don’t run off to Tahiti.
Me: It’s a magical place.
The other day a new friend came over and saw a portrait I’d done that’s framed and on the wall. She stared at it and said, “Who–who is that?”
“Peter Wingfield,” I said, expecting to have to then explain that.
“OH MY GOD,” she said, “I THOUGHT it was Peter Wingfield but that just seemed TOO UNLIKELY!”
Clearly a good choice of friends. :)
I thought I had other funny stuff to post but I can’t think of it right now so I’ll just post this.