*Augh*. My cell phone just rang. My cell phone *never* rings. So I had this moment of sheer panic/hope, because TNH has my cell phone number and it’s not inconceivable that if she were going to call and offer me a book deal she’d use that number.
It was a wrong number.
I think I will go die in a pit now.
It’s the rules!
*flings small chocolates into the pit*
No Dying!