Me: I will watch s5 Orphan Black when I have launched BEWITCHING BENEDICT
Me: I will watch s5 Orphan Black when I’ve got REDEEMER sorted
Me: I will watch s5 Orphan Black when I have this unexpected thing sent off
Me: I will watch s5 Orphan Black when KISS OF ANGELS is written
Dear Me: when the fuck am I really going to be allowed to watch s5 Orphan Black?
Apparently Me: when the entire 22 book to-do list is done.
Sometimes I hate me.