This morning Ted was saying he was having second thoughts about getting an X-Box, even though he’s doing support for them now, since, he said, when would he have time to play? And would he really want to spend a couple hundred quid on the box, plus fifty quid a pop on games, to not play it? And besides, most of what he was interested in was the fitness stuff…
To the last of which I said, “Well, if you really want fitness, you can always open the front door and go out for a brisk walk, which is how I have quite literally been walking my fat ass off.”
“Hey!” Ted said. “Let’s be fair. You’ve never had a fat ass. You’re an equal-opportunity weight gainer!”
*laughs* :)