Unsurprisingly, on the Alice in Wonderland test, i’m the Cheshire Cat:
You’re the epitome of insane. Either you’re very smart, or you’re too damn stupid. The world is your playground, and everything — and everyone — in it is a toy for you to play with. People should be scared of you, but because you’re so affable, they aren’t. Tough for them.
Well. I was just incredibly rude to a student loan collector person who called and who was then both polite and helpful. Don’t I feel like an asshole. They’re apparently finally putting together a remittance program for people like us who have gotten horribly behind in their payments so the balance is written up as current, and they’ll put us on the list to be included in the program.