Not this world.

the essential kit

Me, to Mom: Want to do some hired sitting this week?

Mom: What book are you about to write now?

Me: Just polishing up the last Walker Papers. NEXT week I get to write the Spirit of the Century novel for Fred Hicks/.

Mom: In a *week*?

Me: It’s only 60K.

It is possible there is something wrong with me. (And also, no, I am not going to be writing a 60K novel in a week, although it’s *theoretically* possible. That theoretical world, however, is not this one. :))

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