If you had a totally useless superpower–not one of the cool ones like eye beams or superspeed or superstrength or telepathy, but something with which you couldn’t conceivably become a superhero (or villain)–what would it be?
I believe mine would be to change my hair at whim. Color, length, style, etc. It’d be an extension of Compulsive Hair Disorder.
(The astute among you may take this as a sign that I’m once more wondering wtf I’m trying to grow my hair out. You would be right.)
miles to Lothlorien: 298
Save up some money and get a hair extension. Instant long hair!
Except generally I want *short* hair. :)
Even cheaper! Go for it!
I have wished for that power very, very often. o.O