Wilding says “kit, i had three bookstore accidents today.”
Wilding says “at least one was roughly half the size of the other two, but man.”
Wilding says “i should be kept away from these places, it’s ridiculous what happens when i’m let loose near a mythology section.”
Wilding blinks. but kit had a _car_ accident, which beats my bookstore problems.
(pause)
Wilding says “er.”
Wilding says “that doesn’t sound quite right.”
*howls of laughter* *howls and howls and howls of laughter*