hell hath no fury
Years ago, when Ted was at his last job, which was a 40 minute drive from home and which had an acre-wide open floor plan for its call centre, one of his coworkers, whom we’ll call Mike, LOVED my toffee. Loved it with a love beyond reason. (It’s as good as my fudge.)
One evening Mike frantically waved Ted down as Ted was heading out the door, already late bc he was always late, bc he couldn’t leave until his last agent was off their last phone call.
Ted, concerned that something was wrong, trekked back across hell’s acre to find out what Mike needed. He got to Mike, and Mike said, “So how close to home would you be by now if I hadn’t waved you down?”
Ted, annoyed, left, arrived home 40 minutes later than usual, & told me this.
I was enraged. I never made toffee again for Ted’s work bc I wanted to be goddamn sure Mike–for whom I had previously made special all-toffee boxes FOR HIM ALONE–never got any more goddamn toffee.
Ted came home from THIS job couple days ago & said, “I saw Mike!”
Me: Did you punch him in the nose for me?
Me: We are talking about Mike who called you back across the floor & lost us 40 minutes of our precious 1.5 hours of whole-family time daily?
Ted: . o O ( how did i forget SHE NEVER FORGETS AND SHE NEVER FORGIVES )
I don’t know if there’s a moral to this story except I’m still pissed off about being reminded about Mike and wanted to share my fury.
That and, IDK, never piss off a Gemini.
That actually sounds to me more a Scorpio scenario than Gemini.
Sounds Gemini to me, I still hate my husbands once closest friend that if his new girlfriend couldn’t come to our wedding the he couldn’t come. Which would have been fine only he was supposed to be the best man, his ex was one of my 2 bridesmaids, they were still together the year before when we got engaged as she ask and was a friend of my hubbys and all their friends who came had taken here side. What made it really bad was it was about 2 weeks before the wedding, my hubby was in hospital recovering from an operation and I was at the other side of the country having my last fitting, the coward. My hubby still works at the same place as he ‘friend’ so he won’t let me go to any do where there is a chance we will meet as hubs knows I will smack this guy if we meet. 🤬
Candace Y Cisman
Men will never really understand the depths to which our memories cradle past wrongs and forgotten rights. 😁