if you’re happy and you know it, bomb Iraq!

Everybody must go read this right now. A sample:

The song is sung to the melody of “if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands”

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
and your alibi is shoddy,
and your tastes remain quite gaudy,
bomb Iraq.

Compliments of John Robbins, whomever he is. :)

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