The rules are to find your 23rd post and post the 5th sentence from it.
I’m not dressed up and I feel very dull.
Because, like Ellen, I can’t follow directions, I prefer this line, the 6th:
My cute, well-dressed coworker Rob claimed he’d dressed up as himself today, and I said, “Yeah, I was going to do that, but I don’t have the clothes,” which got a laugh, anyway.
But I like the last line best: