Everybody must go read this right now. A sample:
The song is sung to the melody of “if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands”
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
and your alibi is shoddy,
and your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Compliments of John Robbins, whomever he is. :)