I accidentally livetweeted watching the first episode of The Shannara Chronicles while Somewhat Tired. It went like this:
…I can see that #TheShannaraChronicles is going to be an extreme addiction sort of thing.
o god manu bennett i luv u
(trying to explain the show setup to a friend):
oh wow they’re really making the whole “this is our world only After The Fall real clear here aren’t they
the credits have the toppled thing in seattle
SPACE NEEDLE JESUS CHRIST
oooh john chu!
i love you manu bennet
CHO john cho look i just called the space needle a sky tower give me a break okay
manu bennett needs his druid hair done differently he’s very skater boi but manu bennett
also i really always thought it was said “amberell” not “amberley”, hnuh
wil looks like a hanson. i’m expecting him to “mmm-bop” any moment now.
also there’s a wolfhound. how can you go wrong with a wolfhound
this is awful
i can’t stop watching
one Elf Brother looks like a young Patrick Dempsey but cuter than Dempsey was at that age
the other looks like a prick
the elcryss is really cool, actually
wait, is that paranor? isn’t paranor in the middle of a jungle wasteland? not a desert wasteland? also john rhys davies i love you too
mmm-bop with my pointy elf ears, mmm-bop
“NOT LIKE YOU NEED A HUMAN SACRIFICE OR SOMETHING” hi that’s a little on the nose there isn’t it kids
whoops with the betrayals and the stabbings
aw patrick dempsey elf is sad
hey, it’s that guy with the face, playing eritrea’s father. i like him and his face.
FORBIDDEN ELFIN DRUIDIC LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV oh plus some magic allanon you bastard
oh come on i really wanted a kiss there. and oh look now naked elves.
mmm-bop elf princess gonna cut my ears off mmm-bop oh oh oh
wasn’t amberle a redhead? i mean i don’t mind her not being but wasn’t she?
so much for the smoochies i was hoping for. >.< WHAT THAT'S THE END no i can't watch more tonight i have to go to sleep NO TED YOU CAN'T WATCH MORE TONIGHT I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP