mordor, jug, stuff

To begin:

My parents have this terrible habit of leaving water in their water glasses after dinner. In years of clearing the table and putting the dishes into the dishwasher, I never quite learned that I should dump their glasses over the sink before upending them over the dishwasher. At least two out of three times, and probably more like four out of five, I would flip the glass upside-down to put it into the dishwasher, and pour water all over myself.

I got a splendid new water jug last week.

Last night Mom saw it and admired it and picked it up to turn it over and look at the bottom, and dumped the inch of water that was in the bottom of it all over her feet.

That was a very good birthday present. *beam* I laughed and laughed and *laughed*. *more beaming*

miles to Mordor: 318.1